Sunday, 22 January 2012
Facts about the Bard #3
Shakespeare was not only a master of beautiful words and descriptions, he was the king of insults too!!! Try using these on your frenemies and see what they say...
Thou unfit for any place but hell
Thy mother's name is ominous to children
I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands
I'll pray a thousand prayers for your death
You are as a candle, the better part burnt out
Were I like thee, I would throw away myself
No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe, I could find out countries in her
Away! Thou art poison to my blood
Though they are effective - try using these today and people will probably look at you as though you are crazy - but hey maybe someone will get what you are saying.